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"Is America Ready?" by Roy Zimmerman

"Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft
Added: July 3, 2008

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4 Jul 2008 at 1:44am

"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman

from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election
Added: June 25, 2008

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25 Jun 2008 at 8:17pm

My Campaign Promise

http://royzimmerman.com/ Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008

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28 Feb 2008 at 3:36pm

"Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield. SUPERDELEGATE words and music copyright ©? 2008 by Roy Zimmerman Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision I can't be trusted To choose my own nominee Democracy is just too important To leave it to people like me So gimme my election 'Cause it feels good to check that box And when you determine how it should have turned out I'll be right here sucking rocks 'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected Can they be corrected Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision When your vote is counted It's like ten thousand to my one It's good to know that my representative Has such representation So, do someone a favor 'Cause you know they'll remember that You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours It's his or her tit for your tat The Democratic Party is too democratic 'Cause Democrats so erratic Nineteen-Seventy-Two The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was George McGovern Ooo Nineteen-Seventy-Six The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was Jimmy Carter Ooo But Nineteen-Eighty-Four The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates And that nominee Was Walter Mondale! Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...imposition Ooo

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008

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15 Feb 2008 at 7:53pm

"Eine Kleine Barackmusik" by Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com/ This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/ EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK Barack Obama has a funny name Barack Obama has a funny name His name's Barack Obama That's right, Obama Sounds like Osama I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point And his middle name, middle name And his middle name's Hussein Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam... When he was a kid he smoked a joint And he inhaled He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point He also did cocaine His middle name's Hussein He wants to be the POTUS And I wonder if you notice That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name Obama is the candidate of change Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange Why can't he just be John or Steve? Or Bill or even George? Or anything but Sue And one more question: Is he black enough Yes, is he black enough to be the president? Born in Honolulu He's got kin in every region Schooled in Indonesia He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion He's got game And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name And once you go Barack You're never going bock Bock Barack...Obama!

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart
Added: February 6, 2008

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6 Feb 2008 at 11:17pm

"America" by Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com/ "America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes. This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song patriotism hope metaphor
Added: February 4, 2008

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4 Feb 2008 at 9:56am

"My TV" by Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com/ "My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen
Added: December 31, 2007

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31 Dec 2007 at 7:55pm

"When a Child Is Born" by Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com/ Happy Holidays and All the Days to everyone from the Zimmerman Harby family. Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in bucolic Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer, Tim Stone, Mark Pitta and Eric, the sound man.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: christmas humanist peace love understanding
Added: December 24, 2007

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24 Dec 2007 at 3:09pm

"Two Brothers" by Roy Zimmerman

"Two Brothers" is on Roy's "PeaceNick" CD and on his new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at McCabes Guitar Shop (hence, the huge M on the wall). Thanks to Lincoln Meyerson and Wayne Griffith.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song christmas hanukkah ramadan judaism islam ashmael isaac
Added: December 21, 2007

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21 Dec 2007 at 1:22pm

Thanks and Happy Holidays from Roy Zimmerman

http://royzimmerman.com/ This could be called "How(l) To Play Christmas Is Pain." It's a thanks for watching, and a sample from Roy's new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs christmas guitar lessons
Added: December 11, 2007

by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
11 Dec 2007 at 7:21pm

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